my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my shirt:
MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO
can we talk about how sherlock holmes says ‘neat’
oh these kids were eating themselves to death with mercury poisoned chocolate
golly gee john come look isn’t that just nifty
NO NO NO
‘Neat’ doesn’t mean that in England!
He literally means ‘neat’, as in tidy - he thinks the crime as well conducted.
*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*
*rebounds* not in my house