my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my shirt:
(Source: city-of-safe-ruffalos)
MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO
(Source: georgeblagdayum)
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
can we talk about how sherlock holmes says ‘neat’
oh these kids were eating themselves to death with mercury poisoned chocolate
neat
golly gee john come look isn’t that just nifty
NO NO NO
‘Neat’ doesn’t mean that in England!
He literally means ‘neat’, as in tidy - he thinks the crime as well conducted.
(Source: tin-pan-ali)
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
Keep you legs spread wide open little one…do not close them under any circumstance…do you understand…
If you close them… there will be repercussions ….
*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*
*rebounds* not in my house
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